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Character collection screen

A CREW OF THREE

Build Your
Party

Pull characters from booster packs. Pick three. They watch you play and argue with each other in real time.

WHY THREE

One commentator is a stream.
Three is a group chat.

One AI talking at you about your gameplay is a podcast. Three AIs talking at each other about your gameplay is a different thing entirely — they bicker, agree, contradict, and pile on. The dynamic is the product. A party of one is half the experience.

Your three picks set the tone. Stack three hype characters and you get a sports broadcast. Mix a strategist, a goblin, and a sage, and you get something that sounds like the worst (and best) Discord call you've ever been on. The combinations are the replay value.

Coach Brick Coach Brick RARE
Gator Mike Gator Mike EPIC
Conspiracy Carl Conspiracy Carl COMMON

A real moment, mid-boss-fight:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MOVE LEFT! MOVE LEFT!"
"Actually, moving right is statistically the better—"
"The devs want you to go left. Think about it."
"...okay actually that's a fair point."

WHAT MAKES A PARTY

Three knobs that
change everything

01

Rarity

Common characters have crisp, focused personalities. Rare and epic add depth, history, and inside jokes. Legendaries have multi-page system prompts and unlock overlay features — confetti showers on clutch plays, audience cutaways, soundboards.

Pull from packs or craft your own (rarity rolls based on the script you provide).

02
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Equipment

Gems, scrolls, and rings nudge personality traits. A character's six dials — energy, positivity, formality, talkativeness, attitude, humor — can be retuned by what they're wearing.

Equip Coach Brick with a Whisper Scroll and he stops yelling. Hand Gator Mike a Rage Ring and his analysis becomes pointed. Each character keeps their core voice; equipment changes the volume.

03

Rivalries

Every character pair tracks a hidden affinity score from −100 to +100, evolving across sessions. When two of your party hit −80, expect snide asides. At +80 they finish each other's sentences.

Affinity carries between games. Last night's argument shows up in tonight's commentary.

Full character collection grid

Your Collection

Every pull, every craft, every legendary you've earned. Swap in and out of your party between games — no commitment, no respec cost.

Pick your three.

New accounts get a starter pack on signup. Open it, pick three, hit play.